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The one Mommy found me just wasn’t working. None of it is accurate and so I stopped reading them. But I was able to find more interesting Doggie Horoscope Sites online myself.

The site is called DogHoroscopes.com! How great is that?! A horoscope website dedicated to doggies like me!

Since I don’t know when exactly I was born, but according to the personality descriptions, I believe I am an Aries-Type Dog OR a Capricorn-Type Dog.

I’m not sure yet. But I’ll just wait and see.

If I am an Aries-Type Dog my horoscope for the week of February 04, 2008 is:

“Focus on fun and exploration. Don’t fight with one in authority. You win by making charm and tail wagging. It will work! Capricorn plays role of leader.” by Bowser the Bulldog.

I don’t know if any of this is true. But I’ll give it a try. At least it says that Capricorn will play the role of the leader. And I know that my Daddy is a Capricorn, so it seems to be correct so far.

If I am a Capricorn-Type Dog my horoscope for the week of February 04, 2008 is: “You overcome protests, obstacles in connection with proposed journey. No “left behind” for you, you are going to be included! Toward end of week love and affection return. Hugs all around!” by Bowser the Bulldog.

I don’t know if any of this is true. But I always like to be included on all family outings. But doesn’t every doggie like to be included??

Here’s what my doggie astrology said for me this week Monday January 14, 2008 — Sunday January 20, 2008
“This aspect of Saturn indicates that your dog will go through a short period of blissful optimism. He’ll succeed in everything! He’ll madly want to play with you or your children; and he’ll readily indulge in numerous tomfooleries so as to amuse the entire household.”

Mommy found this weird website that can read MY doggie horoscope! I think she’s got way too much time on her hands. I guess this is what I get when she stays home for a long time.

Anyhow, she stumbled upon this doggie horoscope website from Facebook! That’s so weird. She tried to explain to me that she likes the Chinese Astrology function on her Facebook, which took her to Master Rao’s website, which contains a section dedicated to dogs and cats. Mommy sure knows how to surf the web.

Well, here’s my doggie horoscope for the week of Monday January 7, 2008 — Sunday January 13, 2008:

“With this astral ambience dominated by Venus, your dog will set about dreaming of a terrestrial paradise where there’d be no trace of parasites, where there’d be only good croquettes, succulent kinds of food, and nice cronies. But as a matter of fact, you’re perfectly capable of offering your dog this kind of paradise, on condition you make some small efforts!”

What this means, I don’t know. I’ll just have to wait for the week to end to reflect to see if this thing is true!